How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...