Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...