How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!