How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!