Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
You're hired
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Only one but 200 applied for the job.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!