Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin