Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin