Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

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She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.