Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Sarah Palin Jokes More Sarah Palin Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.