Grab a cup of joe.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
On Fried-days.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Well it's back to the old grind!
Because they knead dough.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
A cup of Joe.
Traitor Joe's
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!