What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.