Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones