Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.