Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.