Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Rustle

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.