Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!