Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Who drives?

The police officer

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.