What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)