What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.