What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."