What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el