What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.