What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.