How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"