A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
A: WHAT
Apparently not 8
Meals on wheels
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
A: The blonde works in the dark!
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"