What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today