Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.