Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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He kept trying to plunder her booty.