Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

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