He saw the phone bill.
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He got the phone bill
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A dim light.
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
Because he has wee legs
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because she was a quack.
He gives it a valenshine!
Ohio
Menace-Soda.
A Roamin' Catholic
A roamin' Catholic.
February... because it has the least number of days
He wanted to take a month off.
