What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Militia Etheridge.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!