What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.