What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.