What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol