What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.