What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)