What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long