What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.