What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!