How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!