How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.