What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.