What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.