Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.