Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How long does a dog's bark last?

ly a second.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.