What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.