Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Battered shrimp.
Punch
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
Mortal Kombat Ex
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Britney Spears
He wanted 2 hit singles
I'd hit it
I hit that.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
White and gold.
A Black and Decker
Punch!
Sockher
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
The military service.
A man.
Because there's no karma involved.
When there is a prophet involved.
Brooke Shields.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
mozzarella-ella-ella
Oh na na, what's my name
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
Zikachu.
Freezing.
