What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.