What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"