Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
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They both went up in flames.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut
Britney Spears
Rihanna.
Because she's taken enough hits.
They're both Black and Decker.
They're both battered.
I'd hit it
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I hit that.
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
Oh na na, what's my name
Rihanna, mate.
A Black and Decker
Instragram!
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Knock, knock.
Because to them it's boring.
Radioactive elements last longer.
The gun has only one trigger
No home oh
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
A bit cross.
To the Dock
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
To stamp out flaming ducks.