Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.