You're getting on my wick.
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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
They both went up in flames.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He got turd degree burns.
I've been flamed!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Banana cake!
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
They have a lot of boos but no water
so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Reptiles.
100 meter Daesh
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A tractor
Burning ham!
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
At the moment this joke.
There's none, both live for the hits.
Helephino.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
A Gophuckyourself.
