What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !