What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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A. Electricity.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!