What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.