What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.