What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Who was saved?

The Russian people