What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Who was saved?

The Russian people