What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)