What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .