What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.