What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.