What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.