What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe