Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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Because his arms were blown off.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.