Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.