Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.