Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail