Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.