Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee