Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"