Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.