Logger-rhythms.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
when his hand caught fire!!
mourning wood
Sprigonometry
F dt bich
With Little Caesars
A Suhhh Dude
Osama-Been-Loggin'
He committed treeson.
Because it was rated "PG"
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..