What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.