What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..