What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother