What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.