What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA