What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie