What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.