How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.