How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.