How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron