Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!