Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!