Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!