What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old