What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me