What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.