What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.