How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.