Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain