Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.