Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.