Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity