Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST