What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."