What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss